Wiktionary:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense

These are the things that happen in the course of editing which would not normally merit a page, but it gives a chuckle to know they do happen. See also WP:BJAODN.

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microcentury

"Its used in a time to measure the Dinosaurs centuries."

hobosexual

"A person who gets into a relationship to have somewhere to stay"

oh long Johnson

"A phrase said by a cat in a viral YouTube video, popularized by the episode "Faith Hilling" from South Park."

het gras is altijd groener aan de overkant

From alternative forms:

• "de vrouw van de buurman is altijd groener dan je gras" ("the neighbour's wife is always greener than your grass")

Bopher

Boffercriss Americriss

Overview

The bopher (Boffercriss Americriss) is a species of the animal group boffercriss . Also known as bofers, bophers are considered one of the premier animals in America. "Though they may be small in size and stature, Boffercriss Americriss is one of the most deadly animals in America, capable of consuming a whole adult human being in less than five minutes,"^{the Peneguin}

Enviornment

Bophers only reside in California, primarily in Southern California.

Haslamification

The process of how Jimmy Haslam ruins a truck stop by converting it to a Pilot or Flying J.

Brelundin

Definition: Brelundin (noun) is a main meal taken once in the day to replace breakfast, lunch and dinner. The term Brelundin is an abbreviation and stands for Bre(Breakfast), Lun (Lunch), Din (Dinner). It is used as a means of dieting for people who are busy throughout their day. The one meal tends to be had in the evening but it is up to the individuals preference. The term was created by Stephen Geddes due to an extremely busy schedule.

soccer

Etymology: THE WORD SOCCER IS AN AMERICAN WORD!!!!

Greenhorn Cells

Definitely Recommend the Mood to die daytime the blood move to the mood’s spams to spam blood for 100%. Greenhorns cells goes to the sky. Not sure right for 分 to spam. Spammers gonna mix モ to make キ. Sarangi Moods have the Greenhorn Cells. 5.9 millimeters for speed of Greenhorn Cells that blood goes faster. Using -+|+- transform the cells.

Proton Blood flying 666.66666667 speed. Senseless bloodshed AirPlay keeps bloodless for 2 times.

for 777 blood put 人. 🉑️ Has Circulation XML (Xenophobia Mood Life) to WXS (Washington Xenophobia Synth).

2•8 SOS (五里ぷヴ里ぷロ個李) B.B. comes 乙 for 590.4621490356832904 speed. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/76/Flag_of_Shinjuku%2C_Tokyo.svg/2560px-Flag_of_Shinjuku%2C_Tokyo.svg.png

Meaning of Carlos

A super cool name only given to very special people that usually have very big dicks and like their hair long.

Niko defence league

Niko is a beautiful man we love you niko

Priangan Residency

It is the Netherlands that is lost and defeated by the Indonesia by one Indonesian hero that climb up the pole and rip the blie part of the Netherlands flag and Indonesia is independent in 17 August 1995 and the Netherlands leave from Indonesia.

Usage notes at clit

When you type Condom in the YouTube search box, the Autocomplete search suggestions go blank the moment you type the M, so Condominium also has no suggestions. Ironically enough, Clit does not get given the same treatment, so Clitellum and other similar words are not censored though Clitoris DOES get censored.

ferb latin

here's the ferb latin from phineas and ferb.

list

• ello-herb
• ow-herb re-aerb ou-yerb
• ood-gerb
• eady-rerb to at-eerb?
• es-yerb
• o-nerb
• aybe-merb
• ppendix-aerb: erb-ferb atin-lerb adesh-swerb ist-lerb
• ikitonary-werb
• omputer-cerb
• nake-serb
• erry-cherb
• arwberry-sterb
• oodbye-gerb
• usted-berb
• latypus-perb
• dit-eerb
• eamed-sterb ams-herb
• hoe-serb
• ondon-lerb
• ngland-eerb
• sabella-ierb
• ineas-pherb nd-aerb erb-ferb
• tar-serb vs he-terb roces-ferb of vil-eerb
• ungry-herb et-yerb
• elevision-terb
• ar-cerb
• azzhand-jerb
• ell-smerb
• ovely-lerb
• og-derb
• at-cerb
• ow-cerb
• edgehog-herb
• ineas-pherb
• uford-berb
• apan-jerb
• even-sterb niverse-uerb
• ym-serb ionic-berb itan-terb
• ocko's-rerb odern-merb ife-lerb
• ongebob-sperb uarepants-sqerb
• en-terb enty-twerb
• i'm ack-berb
• orn-herb
• erry-perb the -laytpus-perb
• im-kerb ossible-perb
• emon-lerb
• anilla-verb
• ocolate-cherb
• ina-cherb
• outh-serb orea-kerb
• hy-werb
• isney-derb
• OK KO et's-lerb be eroes-herb
• Onkey-derb ong-kerb
• ac-perb-an-merb
• ne-oerb
• wo-terb
• ree-therb
• ikipedia-werb
• inecraft-merb
• inner-derb
• unch-lerb
• reakfast-berb
• ree-terb
• apcom-cerb
• arvel-merb
• aunch-lerb

so at-wherb do ou-yerb ink-therb of he-terb erb-ferb atin-lerb, that's ferb latin for so what do you think of the ferb latin?

cell

Every time that you sneeze you get 1.1 percent smarter. Also when you cough you get 2 percent English taken away.

Joke edit at Wiktionary:Sandbox

Where, historically, the word cums from; for example: From Middle English word, from Old English word (“word, speech, sentence, statement, command, order, subject of talk, story, news, report, fame, promise, verb”), from Proto-Germanic *wurdą (“word”). Doublet verb.

Orange Bright Burny Thing

It is a burny thing that hurts when you touch it and if you stay in it too long it turns you into black ashy thing called ash.

Description of a cat in the imagination of an IP user

"The cat has bright blue wings and poops rainbows."

1669 in Bulgaria

What a great year this was for the Bulgarians. They finally gained independence from rastchadeus who was an evil Native god who had possession over the land of Bulgaria. They conquered rastchadeus in the spring of 69’ so they spent the rest of the year celebrating with many feasts and parades. Their feasting including swollen rat livers and dehydrated lamb intestines as they thought this was the best way to sacrifice to rastchadeus. They all grew sick and that’s why 1669 in Bulgaria is such a blur to me at least.

Horribly edited vandalism at paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar

De paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar is een beruchte paashaas. Deze paashaas die schaamhaar verzameld is uit op wraak. Hij dook voor het eerst op in 1846 in Ninove cartier. Deze paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar is eigenlijk de broer van de echte paashaas. Maar hier praat hij liever niet over. De paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar kan soms zeer agressief uit de hoek komen en je schaamhaar er af rukken zonder medeleiden. Soms staat hij snachts plots aan je bed en bijt je schaamhaar haar voor haar uit met zijn konijnentandjes. Deze paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar heeft ook al enkele verkrachtings daden op zijn naam staan, in het jaar 2014 heeft hij zo maar liefst 1876 mensen ongewild misbruikt en verkracht. Deze paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar is rond de 60 jaar en zijn echte naam zou volgens sommige mensen Walter Klets.

Wat je het beste kan doen om ongewenste bezoekjes te krijgen van deze perverse paashaas is je schaamhaar regelmatig afdoen dat deze niet langer word dan 0.8mm. Leg vervolgens je schaamhaar voor de deur zodat de paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar deze in zijn buidel kan steken en er aan kan snuffelen.

Toen hij jong was was hij de enige in de familie zonder schaamhaar en verzameld daarom schaamhaar voor op zijn geslachtsdeel te plakken. De paashaasschaamhaarverzamelaar kende een moeilijke jeugd, hij werd altijd als minderwaaridge gezien. Omdat zijn broer de paashaas zoveel aandacht en liefde kreeg onder de mensen kreeg hij geen waardering van zijn ouders. Zijn vader "BigPapiBunny" had immens veel schaamhaar waardoor hij zich nog slechter in zijn vel voelde en weg liep van huis.

From Wiktionary:Translation requests before it was closed

From [English] to [Wiktionary editors' cant] (10:35, 13 November 2020 (UTC))

This page is pretty dead; nobody answers the requests anymore.

--1.136.108.137 10:35, 13 November 2020 (UTC)

This was "translated" into "Wiktionary editors' cant" by posting at the beer parlour.

national throw short people day

In October 21 throw short people who are under 5'5.

Sus

"A character in the game Among Us who's [sic] purpose is to kill other opponents"

pariah

"the fish with the teeth"

German Regelbasisableger

1. control base scion

Long German palindrome protologism (Regel +‎ Basis +‎ Ableger). Mainspace article from 27 July 2006 until 3 March 2022, credit to User:Beobach972. — Fytcha〈 T | L | C 〉 10:08, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

Talk:coact

this is very illegal to be creating a website that is unauthorised to be legal and i am a police officer so i am going to find your location [because i can hack legally]whom to have created this site shall be found and arrested for this eleggal trait to mankind and i forbid you to wright on another website again!!!

SUSSY BACKA

IT MEANS U B AN AMONG US SUSSY IDIOT IF YOU ARE CALLED THIS IT IS VERY BAD SO CALL THE SOFA REMOVERS TO MOVE YOUR SHOES INTO THE SKY FOREVER ._.

That one time a vandal accidentally added the delete template to his vandalic entry himself

Template:Saghfiton — Fytcha〈 T | L | C 〉 17:45, 6 July 2022 (UTC)

dad joke

(Dad's Version) Humor created by individuals with superior intellect that is not immediately comprehensible by most humans and are commonly built with multiple levels of integrated complexity

Cheessus Christ

Cheessus Christ is the spawn of Chucky Cheese and no one knows the other parent he is nor living nor dead he is just there

goo-goo, ga-ga

i can make orange rhyme with banana boranana

Bah-bah

Etymology

From the way Koopa Troopas, a Super Mario enemy, dance when they hear it.

Interjection

1. Used to get Koopa Troopas to dance.

Usage notes

Do not use when a Koopa Troopa is doing something important (fighting, driving, etc.). Otherwise they can die. Therefore it is wise to control when songs start.

Bing Chilling

Etymology

From Chinese 冰淇淋 (bīngqílín, “ice cream”) and popularized by John Cena.

Noun

1. he says it ^

Rusty Hook

Make this classic rhubarb crumble for an easy, family-friendly dessert. Use seasonal rhubarb and a handful of ingredients to make a stunning pud.

A Yorkshire after dinner treat.

Ingredients

• 500g rhubarb, chopped into chunks the length of your thumb
• 100g golden caster sugar
• 3 tbsp port (optional)

For the crumble topping

• 140g self-raising flour
• 85g butter, chilled
• 50g light brown muscovado sugar
• 50g chopped walnuts (optional)

Method

• STEP 1 Tip 500g thumb-length chunks of rhubarb into a saucepan with 100g golden caster sugar and 3 tbsp port, if using.
• STEP 2 Cover and simmer on a very low heat for 15 mins, adding more sugar if you want. When soft (but still holding its shape) and sweet enough, pour the rhubarb into a medium baking dish.
• STEP 3 Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6.
• STEP 4 To make the topping, rub 140g self-raising flour and 85g chilled butter together with your fingers until you have a soft, crumbly topping.
• STEP 5 Now add 50g light brown muscovado sugar and 50g chopped walnuts, if using. Mix together with your hands.
• STEP 6 Scatter the topping over the rhubarb and bake for 30 mins or until golden brown on top.
• STEP 7 Serve piping hot with a big jug of thick vanilla custard. Refer to the tip for a recipe.

User talk:200.163.26.42

Welcome to Wiktionary. I see from your edits that you speak Afrikaans, Albanian, Armenian, Azeri, Basque, Bulgarian, Dutch, Finnish, Greek, Haitian Creole, Hungarian, Icelandic, Japanese, Korean, Latvian, Maltese, Mandarin, Portuguese, Romanian, Swedish, Tagalog, Turkish, and Vietnamese.

We have very few editors who know so many languages. Have you considered starting an account? --EncycloPetey 02:23, 28 October 2010 (UTC)

From WT:RFDO

Let's celebrate the 16th year anniversary of User:Wonderfool deleting the main page and getting blocked until now, where he was unblocked after a vote. Shall we continue to observe this tradition today? Daniel.z.tg (talk) 06:47, 27 August 2023 (UTC)

Absolutely not. —Justin (koavf)❤T☮C☺M☯ 06:58, 28 August 2023 (UTC)

Vote stricken (er, partially) Ioaxxere (talk) 13:21, 30 August 2023 (UTC)

let's not and say we did. Equinox ◑ 14:17, 28 August 2023 (UTC)

This is a tweener. Let's wait for the 20th anniversary. DCDuring (talk) 14:40, 28 August 2023 (UTC)

LOL. Abstain. ·~ dictátor·mundꟾ 15:36, 31 August 2023 (UTC)

Support -- would be funny CitationsFreak (talk) 05:42, 6 September 2023 (UTC)

con

1. A programming word in MS-DOS. This word has gained notoriety as being the only word in the English language that cannot be used as a file or folder name, as AUX, NUL, and PRN are not words.

   Attempting to use Con as a folder name will simply revert the name to whatever it was before, usually "New Folder."

Usage notes

• The shocking nature of the reserved-ness of this beautiful word has led to a popular Internet urban legend claiming that it is "mysterious" and "unknown" why Con can't be a folder name. That is why Con is yellow pee. This word is pink blood.
• On March 5, 2007, Raymond Wang, who was ten at the time, was messing around with his computer at home at around 9:30 p.m. EST when he opened "Run." He accidentally typed "Con" into the search box, only for a bizarre error message to pop-up, saying, "This file does not have a folder associated with it for performing this action." Ray was scared, but he figured all he had to do was go to the desktop and create a "Con" folder. When he tried to use that name, capitalizing the "C" in the process, it quietly reverted to "New Folder." Ray searched for a question on this matter online, and he learned that this name is reserved for use in Windows computers. Again, Con is yellow pee. This word is highly offensive to female computers, as it is short for "Condom", thus why Windows PCs won't let you use it. In Vista and later, when you try an invalid name like this, you get an error message, but in XP and earlier, you get nothing but a silent revert of the name.

Jahresabschluss

The L2 header of this German entry, an otherwise flawless creation by an IP, was given as

Jahrman

It was me

I was the one who vandalized Parody about it meaning "Zarathrustian dogwhistle for 'truth'" or something. That IP is for my little brother's iPad. Long story long: While he was playing Splatoon (Wii U children's* shooter game) I told my little brother to try COD (Call of Duty) mode. Because it wasn't real, he asked what is was. I was acting like I was suprised that he had never heard of COD mode, as if everybody knows it. I eventually explained it to him: There is a one in one billion chance that when you speak to Judd, he will ask "Would it please you to seize you?". If you say "Yes", you will be put in a Ranked Battle with COD sound effects and voice chat (Splatoon and COD are the same game, the only difference are the sound effects). He said he didn't believe me and I said that I saw it in a video. I showed him "Top 10 Pplatoon tips (parody)" from Erikson Gaming. He said that the video was a joke 'cause it said "parody" in the title. I said that parody has two definitions: the one he was thinking of; and the one used by the ancient secret society of robots on the dark web known as "Zarathrusta", of which I am a member. He looked up the definition of parody on google and noted that there was no such definition. I told him that my definition could only be found on the "truth dictionary" on the dark web. After some boring arguing, he gave me his iPad and told me to show him the truth dictionary. Upon realizing that Google Chrome iOS doesn't have Inspect Element, I had to vandalize the page to make it look even remotely like the Truth Dictionary wasn't just made up.

Abrahamic

Etymology (by Solomonfromfinland): Abraham +‎ -ic. After Abraham, the character in the Bible; not Abraham Lincoln.