wanker's cramp

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Noun

wanker's cramp (uncountable)

1. (idiomatic, vulgar, slang) An ache in the wrist caused by repetitive movements.
   • 2001, Dermet Bolger, The Valparaiso voyage:

     I was just amazed the poor boy didn't get wanker's cramp having to count out fifteen thousand pounds in cash.

   • 2003, Battleax, uk.rec.motorcycles.classic [1]

     It's amazing how you can get wanker's cramp from frantically squeezing a brake lever

   • 2020, Gigguk, Trash Taste podcast‎^[2]:

     I remember when we were like learing the hand break turns and just like that one session gave me like the fucking worst wanker's cramp I've ever like felt in my life.