damned if one does and damned if one doesn't

See also: damned if one does, and damned if one doesn't

English

Alternative forms

• damned if one does, and damned if one doesn't
• one's damned if one does and one's damned if one doesn't; one's damned if one does, and one's damned if one doesn't

Pronunciation

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Adjective

damned if one does and damned if one doesn't (not comparable)

1. (informal, idiomatic) Of a situation where either choice results in a negative outcome.
   • 1836, Lorenzo Dow, Reflections on the Love of God (1836), ch. 6, p. 30 (on the doctrine of Particular Election):

     You can and you can't—You shall and you shan't—You will and you won't—And you will be damned if you do—And you will be damned if you don't.

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:in a dilemma

   If John leaves for New York to follow his career, his father will disinherit him. He's damned if he does and damned if he doesn't.

   Damned if I do and damned if I don't.

   Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

Translations

dilemma with bad outcomes

• Esperanto: tiel aĉe, kaj tiel malbone
• Finnish: pulassa joka tapauksessa, kusessa joka tapauksessa (vulgar)
• French: c’est un choix cornélien, quoi que je fasse, ce n’est jamais bon, la peste ou le choléra (fr), on est perdant dans tous les cas
• Hungarian: (literally “which finger of mine should I bite (off/into)”) melyik ujjamat harapjam (meg/le), melyik ujjamba harapjak (bele), (literally “if you have a cap on, that’s the problem; if you don’t, then that is”) ha van rajtad sapka, az a baj, ha nincs, akkor az, egyik kutya, másik eb (hu)
• Polish: i tak źle, i tak niedobrze
• Portuguese: se correr o bicho pega, se ficar o bicho come
• Russian: куда́ ни кинь, всю́ду клин (kudá ni kinʹ, vsjúdu klin)
• Spanish: palos porque bogas, palos porque no bogas
• Tagalog: sala sa init, sala sa lamig
• Turkish: aşağı tükürsen sakal, yukarı tükürsen bıyık

See also

• can't do right for doing wrong (BrE)
• Ginsberg's theorem