while you're down there

English

Phrase

while you're down there

1. (humorous, vulgar or offensive) Said when a person bends over near the speaker, with the implication that the addressee should perform oral sex on the speaker.
   • 2009 January 1, Chris Gooderham, Endurance Bunny and the Small Shrivelled Organ - St Davids to Lowestoft Cycle Ride, Lulu.com, →ISBN, page 42:

     I was so tempted to say, "While you're down there love," but thought better of it, which is unusual for me. I mean, a pretty young lady with her head at the same height as my crotch is a promising position for any man to be in.

   • 2016 June 16, Anna Kessel, Eat Sweat Play: How Sport Can Change Our Lives, Pan Macmillan, →ISBN:

     "While you're down there, love..." he says, his smut-filled grin prompting giggles from the surrounding seats. Cue face-burn, and ninety minutes of disbelief.

   • 2018 October 23, Tammy Lynne Stoner, Sugar Land, Red Hen Press, →ISBN:

     I squatted so I wouldn't have to bend and started picking up pieces of the mug. He watched me, and I knew this was the kind of display he appreciated . "While you're down there," he said, tugging at his crotch.

Adjective

while you're down there (not comparable)

1. Opportunistic; requested while in the process of asking for something else.
   • 2020 September 4, No More Jockeys, season 2, episode 6, spoken by Tim Key:

     It's a bit of a while-you're-down-there challenge

   • 2021 May 20, Wayne Mardle, Slinging Arrows: How (not) to be a professional darts player, Random House, →ISBN:

     'I see you're in Pontefract in two weeks,' they'll say. 'We're in Leeds, which is only half an hour away – would you do us half price the night after?' The 'while you're down there' line of enquiry usually shuts down shortly after I ask why I don't reduce my fee for Pontefract and charge Leeds full price.