1997 January 12, ICEKNIFE, “madman heretics rewrite the entire history of earth”, in alt.art.virtual-beret[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-14:
yoo turdmuffin! thats' a damn URL, not all the cool and fluffy zany wacky peppy madcap insanity and thunderously ebulant and frolicsome festivity you PROMISED in yer DAMN LYIN' ASS SUBJECT HEADER!
2003 July 30, Mizzyandrea, “What Unborn Children Look Like”, in alt.abortion[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-14:
That's what dickless little turd muffins say when it's clear that they have lost the argument.......it's VERY clear since abortion is legal and destined to remain so.
2004 July 19, Demetrius XXIV and the Gladiatores, “Plastic wrap injures motorcyclist”, in rec.motorcycles[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-14:
You could also add that seat belts, baby seats, and helmets are worthless if you're a totally incompetent turdmuffin that is a danger to yourself and others.
2005 December 6, Daedalus, “Kimberly Barnard - Coward of the County Re: Re posted so AUK gets it. BASTARDS”, in alt.snuh[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-14:
Is that someone else you are stalking, turdmuffin?
2021, T.K. Eldridge, Sid & Sin Collection - Book Two[5]:
The trick was going to be getting that little turdmuffin Orion to do what we asked.
