stonk

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English

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Etymology 1

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Uncertain. Possibly of imitative origin. Compare stomp.

Noun

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stonk (plural stonks)

  1. (military, slang) A heavy artillery bombardment.
  2. (slang, vulgar) An intense penile erection.
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stonk (third-person singular simple present stonks, present participle stonking, simple past and past participle stonked)

  1. (military, slang) To unleash a heavy artillery bombardment.
  2. (slang) To overwhelm or trounce; to defeat decisively.
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Etymology 2

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Deliberate misspelling of stock, possibly under the influence of stink in reference to stocks relating to amateur or bad decisions, or financial loss. Possibly also nonsense; compare stronk (strong), thonk (think).

Noun

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stonk (plural stonks)

  1. (Internet slang, finance, humorous, chiefly in the plural) A stock, especially a bullish one.
    • [2021 January 28, Shelley Hepworth, “What is GameStop, where do the memes come in, and who is winning or losing?”, in The Guardian[1]:
      Stonk is essentially just a funny way to say “stock” – and once you understand that, it explains everything else that has happened.]
    • [2021 February 4, Neil Irwin, “How to Win at the Stock Market by Being Lazy”, in The New York Times[2], →ISSN:
      Long before Reddit, the Yahoo message boards of the late 1990s democratized the expression of strong opinions about stocks (they didn’t call them “stonks” in those days).]
    • [2021 February 25, Mark Sweney, “GameStop shares surge again as trading frenzy returns”, in The Guardian[3]:
      Other so-called “stonks” – an intentional misspelling of “stocks” – favoured by retail traders on sites such as Reddit’s WallStreetBets also shot higher.]
    • 2021 April 25, Erin Griffith, “We’re All Crypto People Now”, in The New York Times[4], →ISSN:
      It’s all part of our wild new YOLO FOMO LOL economy, where stonks only go up, memes count as financial advice and stimmies buy Hemis.
  2. (Internet slang, humorous) A profitable thing or scheme.
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stonk

  1. singular past indicative of stinken

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