square root of fuck all

English

Noun

the square root of fuck all (uncountable)

1. (UK, slang, vulgar, derogatory, rare) Absolutely nothing.
   • 2011, Gordon W. Dale, Fool's Republic, page 167:

     For months, all things in Bobby's life had amounted to the square root of fuck all. Stan sat endlessly on his butt, doing the square root of fuck all. How much dishwashing soap was left? The square root of fuck all.

   • 2012, Dean Crawford, Immortal:

     Nuclear power could save us, but the same people who won't let us burn coal also won't let us use nuclear because it might, possibly be dangerous if something bad happened, leaving us with the square root of fuck all to power our homes.