spank it

English

Verb

spank it (third-person singular simple present spanks it, present participle spanking it, simple past and past participle spanked it)

1. (slang, euphemistic) To masturbate.

   Synonyms: spank the monkey; see also Thesaurus:masturbate

   • 2007, Saxon Bennett, Date Night Club, Talllahassee, F.L.: Bella Books, →ISBN, page 62:

     "Yeah, this guy got caught spanking it and then stood naked except for his socks on a customer's porch. He got fired and it's my job to get him rehired."

   • 2014 July 21, u/reddrambler, “What was the most embarrassing thing you ever witnessed while in high school?”, in Reddit‎^[1], r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 August 2023:

     Someone in my school got caught spanking it in class too, although I did not witness it.

   • 2015 April 1, u/SpehlingAirer, “How many times have you been caught spanking the monkey?”, in Reddit‎^[2], r/AskReddit, archived from the original on 10 August 2023:

     Never been caught spanking it, but I did forget to put away a printout of some lesbian 3-way action once and my mom found it in the bathroom. She was not happy.

   • 2023 January 9, u/BIGassbass8151, “Why do so many people swear by nofap?”, in Reddit‎^[3], r/moreplatesmoredates, archived from the original on 10 August 2023:

     No fap is the polar opposite of the wild hardcore hentai gangbang shit people spank it to.