smurves

English

Noun

smurves

1. (hypercorrect, humorous) plural of smurf
   • 1998 March 21, User6, “Porn pics of the devil worshipping smurfs”, in alt.fan.teen.idols‎^[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:

     Why don't you like the smurves? The smurves are our friiends!

   • 1999 January 29, Smurf, “Smurves & Llamas”, in alt.religion.kibology‎^[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-08-30:

     Llamas sit around all day doing what appears to be nothing while us humans run around working our butts off to stay afloat in society. I mean, llamas can survive simply by standing around, chewing hay and spitting at passerbys whilst plotting how to take over the world with their Smurf friends. Can you do that? I didn't think so. And Smurves. They were able to get a few years worth of air time on TV. Have you ever had your own show? Again, I didn't think so. All of this leads to the inevitable conclusion that llamas and Smurves are smarter than humans.

   • 2008 February 18, Frank Masterson, “happy president's day”, in alt.punk‎^[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2022-06-26:

     "I see smurves and I see milves because of wolves and of elves." -BC