hide the sausage

English

Pronunciation

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Verb

hide the sausage (third-person singular simple present hides the sausage, present participle hiding the sausage, simple past hid the sausage, past participle hidden the sausage)

1. (idiomatic, slang, humorous, euphemistic) To have sex (where a penis is involved).
   • 2004, Mlyn Hurn, Hunter's Legacy (Blood Dreams, Book Two), page 29:

     He pressed his rock hard cock against the soft flesh hidden by her cotton shorts. “But at night, I want to be all 'growed' up again so I can play hide the sausage in your bed!”

   • 2011, Jeremy Clarkson, Round the Bend:

     It's a bit like Dubai. Yes, there is a sea and sand, and providing you don't play hide the sausage with someone's else's wife, you will have a nice time.

Synonyms

• dip one's pen in someone's inkwell, hide the salami, lay pipe, play hide the sausage; see also Thesaurus:copulate