pee on someone's Cheerios

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pee on someone's Cheerios (third-person singular simple present pees on someone's Cheerios, present participle peeing on someone's Cheerios, simple past and past participle peed on someone's Cheerios)

1. Alternative form of piss in someone's Cheerios.
   • 1998, Steven Womack, Murder Manual‎^[1], New York, N.Y.: Ballantine Books, published [2008], →ISBN:

     Well, I don’t mean to pee on your Cheerios or anything, but you could give it a week or two before you ask her to marry you.

   • 2011, Bobbie Pyron, “Abby”, in A Dog’s Way Home, New York, N.Y.: Katherine Tegen Books, →ISBN, page 185:

     This is Mama’s weekend to work. Working a weekend sure does make her grumpy. She was in such a bad mood this morning, I said, “Mama, who peed on your Cheerios?” Usually when I say that to her, it at least makes her smile. But not this morning.

   • 2023, J.E. Trent, chapter 2, in Payback Jack (A Kona Jack Vigilante Justice Thriller), [Walua House Publishing], →ISBN:

     In a gruff tone, he said, "What's the story on the skull?" Obviously, he wasn't happy about having his Sunday evening interrupted since he was the detective on call that night. / "I don't know anything about it. I told her to take it to the police station since I didn't want to be involved. If I'd known you were the one to catch the case, I would have told her to just bury it in the backyard. Who peed on your Cheerios?"