Stupid invisible ninjas cutting onions while I'm watching Toy Story 3.
2018, Emery C. Walters, A Broken Cup, JMS Books LLC, →ISBN, page unknown:
I felt tears in my eyes as I started to relax. Didn't that always happen? It was like if you slowed down, your emotions could catch up with you. ¶ “Upset?” Jacob asked, without taking his eyes off the road. ¶ “Ninjas cutting onions,” I replied, trying to make the light of it.
