mud monkey

English

Alternative forms

• mud-monkey

Pronunciation

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Noun

mud monkey (plural mud monkeys)

1. (idiomatic, slang) Refers to a person or a builder using earth, mud, or clay as its main material.

   He's a mud monkey digging all-day, gathering clay for his sculpture.

2. (vulgar, slang) A turd (piece of feces).
   • 2006, Mystery of the Urinal Deuce:

     When you dook in the urinal, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face? *laughing* Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny!

   • 2016, Dave Weasel, Woman arrested for defecating on boss’ desk after winning the lottery‎^[1]:

     “ […] In my peripheral vision I saw a huge mud-monkey sliming out of her butt like a Play-Doh fun factory.”