moustachelessness

English

Alternative forms

• mustachelessness

Etymology

From moustacheless +‎ -ness.

Noun

moustachelessness (uncountable)

1. The quality of lacking a moustache.
   • 1936, George Slocombe, The Tumult and the Shouting, New York, N.Y.: The Macmillan Company, page 218:

     The most obvious argument, and the most crushing, in favour of the abolition of the no-shaving regulation was the conspicuous moustachelessness of the Prince of Wales, then a subaltern in the Guards.

   • 2008 January 13, “McStroke”, in Family Guy, season 6, episode 8, spoken by Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane):

     [Brian:] Peter, you should really slow down. You've already had, like, thirty hamburgers. [Peter:] Shut up, Brian. It relieves the pain of moustachelessness.