last chicken in the shop

English

Etymology

From the appearance when dangling.

Noun

the last chicken in the shop

1. (slang, euphemistic, sometimes as a simile) The penis.

   Synonyms: see Thesaurus:penis

   • 2010, Simon Majumdar, Eat My Globe: One Year to Go Everywhere and Eat Everything:

     […] fellow male travellers complaining of receiving an all too regular sighting of 'the last chicken in the shop' as I paraded around gleefully in the altogether.

   • 2025, Cynthia Harrod-Eagles, Easeful Death:

     'What is it with men and their junk?' Swilley said, shaking her head.
     […] 'Is it me,' McLaren began thoughtfully, head slightly on one side, 'or does it look like—'
     […] 'The last chicken in the shop?' Lœ said innocently. 'I was just thinking that.'