douche-canoe

See also: douchecanoe and douche canoe

English

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of douche +‎ canoe.

Noun

douche-canoe (plural douche-canoes)

1. (vulgar, slang, humorous) Alternative form of douchecanoe.
   • 2011, Ben Thompson, Badass: The Birth of a Legend: Spine-Crushing Tales of the Most Merciless Gods, Monsters, Heroes, Villains, and Mythical Creatures Ever Envisioned, Harper, →ISBN, page 98:

     […] this flaming douche-canoe totally stepped up and did the honorable thing, which in this case meant taking the day-old infant out into the woods and leaving her there to die a miserable, lonely death from exposure and starvation.

   • 2012, Megan Hart, Reawakened Passions‎^[1], Harlequin, →ISBN:

     Which meant she'd sound like a gigantic douche-canoe if she asked him if he had any, like, psychic powers or whatever.

   • 2012, Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: (A Mostly True Memoir)‎^[2], Berkley, →ISBN:

     Yes, some girls could be complete douche-canoes, but so could some guys (and even some babies, apparently), and I was slowly losing a prejudice that I hadn't even realized was holding me back.