congratufuckinglations

English

Etymology

From congratulations +‎ -fucking-.

Interjection

congratufuckinglations

1. (vulgar) Emphatic form of congratulations, but also often used sarcastically.
   • 1996 April 30, Sherry L Anderson, “quitting Fen/Phen”, in alt.support.big-folks (Usenet):

     : : : : : : Try a good shrink. / : : : : : I tried shrinking. Cheaper and more effective. / : : : : Oh yeah, lsing wiehgt will do wonders for depression.... NOT! / : : : How would you know? / : : Oh gosh, maybe I actually *read* (things other than usenet and weight / : : loss centre propaganda that is) / : I did something even better, I lived it. / Congratufuckinglations.

   • 2000, Scarlett MacDougal, Have a Nice Life (Start Here), AlloyBooks, published 2001, →ISBN, page 69:

     She leaned in and gave Sally a very long, slow, drunken, closed-eyed, openmouthed kiss. Sally sat frozen, with her blue eyes opened wide. What the hell was this? Zola sat back and took another swig from the bottle. “There,” she said, “now you’ve been kissed at the prom. Congratufuckinglations. […]”

   • 2000, Beverly Bloomberg, The Last Hollywood Romance, Bridge Works Publishing Company, page 207:

     “[…] By the way, Michael, congratufuckinglations!” She grabbed him in a big hug, and they almost toppled to the floor, but she managed to keep him upright. “You must feel so proud!” He nodded, still looking serious.

   • 2002, Adam Davies, The Frog King: A Love Story, New York, N.Y.: Riverhead Books, →ISBN, pages 231 and 277:

     I make a tremendously loud sucking noise into the receiver. “THHHHUUUUURRRRRPP. Hear that? That is the sound of your book sucking. So congratulations. Congratufuckinglations on your big break. […]” […] “Hey. Prestige, you pussy. That’s your old place, right? Wow. Congratufuckinglations. Must be pumped.”

Synonyms

• congratufuckulations (sarcastic)