cockwaffle

English

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of cock +‎ waffle.

Pronunciation

• IPA^(key): /ˈkɒkˌwɒfəl/

• Audio (Southern England):

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Noun

cockwaffle (plural cockwaffles)

1. (slang, vulgar, humorous) An obnoxious or contemptible person.
   • 2010, The Oatmeal, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), unnumbered page:

     Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.

   • 2017, Matthew Cody, Kiersten White, E. C. Myers, ReMade: The Complete Season 1, unnumbered page:

     “Ignore the cockwaffle, please."

   • 2021, Susannah Nix, Applied Electromagnetism, unnumbered page:

     He wasn't the least bit attractive to her anymore. He was a cockwaffle. An arrogant, hostile fecalwad who had apparently never liked her and thought she was bad at her job.

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:cockwaffle.

Synonyms

• cuntwaffle, douchewaffle, fuckwaffle, twatwaffle

Interjection

cockwaffle

1. (slang, vulgar) An expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc.
   • 2014, Michael R. Underwood, Attack the Geek, unnumbered page:

     "Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.

   • 2015, Kirsty Greenwood, The Vintage Guide to Love and Romance‎^[1], page 297:

     Cockwaffle. Of all the amazing charities I could have said, why the fuck did I make one up. About squirrels.

   • 2020, Tameri Etherton, Fatal Legacy, unnumbered page:

     She'd forgotten what Nikala had said about Cian turning the dead bodies to dust in this very warehouse. Cockwaffle. “I'm sorry. That was insensitive of me.”

   • For more quotations using this term, see Citations:cockwaffle.