badly packed kebab

English

Etymology

From a likening of the appearance of the external female genitalia to that of a messy doner kebab (with the pita representing the labia majora and the meat representing the labia minora).

Pronunciation

Audio (General Australian): (file)

Noun

badly packed kebab (plural badly packed kebabs)

(UK, slang, vulgar) The vulva, especially one with wrinkly, protruding labia.
- 2005 August 28, PMD [username], “Re: Has anybody seen”, in alt.talk.bollocks‎^[1] (Usenet):
  > What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
  > Tinkerbell? She was big!
  >
  >
  
  LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.
- 2006 January 12, bobby [username], “Re: Can I just make a public service announcement here”, in alt.sports.soccer.sunderland‎^[2] (Usenet):
  Babs? Urgh no! Mebee^[sic] 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!
- 2011, John Donoghue, Police, Crime & 999: The True Story of a Front Line Officer, Matador, →ISBN, page 107:
  In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.
- For more quotations using this term, see Citations:badly packed kebab.

Synonyms

See also Thesaurus:vulva.