baby dick

English

baby dick (plural baby dicks)

(slang, vulgar, derogatory) An extremely small penis.
- 2010, Michael Adams, Showgirls, Teen Wolves, and Astro Zombies: A Film Critic's Year-Long Quest to Find the Worst Movie Ever Made, page 244:
  It's weird that her on-screen boyfriend, Simon Rex, became her real-life man-bag because in the film she sets her dog to fellating his “babydick” and he romances her with, “My balls miss your chin.”
- 2006, Janet Fitch, Paint it Black: A Novel:
  Michael at four or five, naked in a hammock, reading a book, not a kid's book, something hardbound, and absently fondling his baby dick.
- 2006, Bomani Shuru, Something About a Woman:
  Whereas his dick was small-almost invisible-his manly voice was huge and powerful! That was the thing. He could have left his baby-dick home and brought the larynx to the orgy and that would've been all good.
(slang, vulgar, derogatory, chiefly as a term of address) A man with an extremely small penis.