assmonkey

English

Alternative forms

• ass monkey

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of ass +‎ monkey.

Noun

assmonkey (plural assmonkeys)

1. (Canada, US, slang, humorous) An obnoxious or contemptible person; a jerk.

   Synonym: assmuncher

   Near-synonym: assclown

   • 2000, Martin DiPietro, “The Pull”, in Nest: 28 Tales of Pulp Fiction‎^[1], →ISBN, page 72:

     "Look," said Mayer, suddenly nervous, "there's no sense in acting like complete ass monkeys over this. I'm sure we can reach a mutually beneficial settlement."

   • 2002, Brian Rockstroh, Far From Grace‎^[2], →ISBN, page 10:

     “You little assmonkey!” The kid danced away to the front of the car.

   • 2004, Stacey Cochran, The Band‎^[3], →ISBN, page 188:

     "God, love," I said, "Annnnnd ... trampolines!" ¶ "You are such an assmonkey."