User:Mustliza/12 days
This Christmas is a poetry competition. You have to make up a rhyme about a topic of your choice, in the style of The Twelve Days of Christmas. The winner is decided democratically. Place your entries below
Twelve days of Wonderfool
[edit]On the twelfth days of vandals, Wonderfool gave to me...
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by Wonderfool
A correspondingly low-effort entry
[edit]On the first day of Christmas, a steward messaged me:
"Could you get on IRC?"
On the second day of Christmas, a steward messaged me:
We've had two complaints,
And could you get on IRC?
On the third day of Christmas, a steward messaged me:
French Wikt has banned you,
We've had some complaints,
And could you get on IRC?
On the fourth day of Christmas, a steward messaged me:
We're calling your mobile,
French Wikt has banned you,
We've had some complaints,
And could you get on IRC?
On the fifth day of Christmas, a steward messaged me:
Pick up when I ring!
We're calling your mobile,
French Wikt has banned you,
We've had some complaints,
And could you get on IRC?