Talk:find one's ass with both hands and a flashlight

usage notes could use expansion; definition, revision

you usually say somebody couldn't find their ass with both hands a flashlight e.g. carl couldn't find his ass with both hands and a flashlight. it discusses ability and competence rather than intelligence, though at a similar level as mentioned in the synonym. also you could add a dozen synonyms here. i need to lurk moar to know if it's a good example but 'would(n't) know X if it bit one in the ass' is one off the top of my head. 2406:B400:D11:39EA:7A09:A59E:AC19:676A 17:52, 27 August 2024 (UTC)