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[edit]Noun
[edit]Jesii
- plural of Jesus (“the Christian savior”)
- 1992 December 8, Henry Mensch, “10 days in Paris”, in soc.motss (Usenet):
- been to the louvre ... hated it! too many dead jesii ... about twenty in the wing we visited. all these gawdawful people who can't read universal signs (morons with flash cameras in front of the mona lisa ... which is flanked with signs of a flash camera stricken out by the red circle-slash ... other morons with cam-corders who can't see where they're walking ... big fags in tasteless, scary purple trousers ... ) so, yeah, twenty dead jesii ... most everything else was depressing (except for the ceilings; they were fabulous.)
- 1994 March 21, Bill Bill, “spring orchids”, in talk.bizarre (Usenet):
- But he gave us both flowers, little spring orchids, and smiled at us like we were Jesus. Jesii.
- 1997 December 2, Rev. Ivan Stang, “Legume is a pussy”, in alt.slack (Usenet):
- Speaking of Jesii -- Rev. WILL SMALL (lord-- Is Real) resurfaced! Sent us a letter from Idaho. He's still planning to reveal Himself.
- 1999 August 25, rudr...@celtic.slaughter, “Chicago - Jesus is alive and well”, in alt.atheism (Usenet):
- Berkeley and S.F. are chock full of ... um ... er ... Jesii? Jesuses? Freaks in tunics. I see "Jesus" almost every day.
- 1999 May 4, Reverend Imposter Eliot, “Cambridge politicians merely cogs in the machine”, in alt.slack (Usenet):
- They are definitely followers of the True Fighting Jesus, instead of one of the thousand false Jesii predicted in the Book.
- 2002 September 9, Dr. Rev Chuck, MD., PA, “Who is the greatest threat in the world?”, in alt.philosophy (Usenet):
- > >> I forgot to mention to you that Jesus the man died on a cross 2000 / > >> years ago, was buried for 3 days, arose from the dead, and walked and / > >> talked and ate and drank with his friends for the next 40 days, was / > >> seen by over 500 people, / > > / > >So what? Elvis has been seen by thousands. / > / > No, not Elvis - Elvis look-alikes. / The real thing. Not that none of your 500 travelling jesii were imposters... not a *chance* of it.
- 2003 September 14, Mark 'Kamikaze' Hughes, “Egyptian Gods, Pharoahs[sic] etc return...”, in rec.arts.sf.written (Usenet):
- Jesus is the big one. Or ones--there should be multiple Jesii in a "mythology is real" version of our world. There'd be 900' tall Jesii each for the Baptists, Mormons, Catholics, and "generic Protestants" at least, as well as a ton of little Jesii from weird cults.
- 2004 September 24, Dirk Hartog, “Questions (more than a few) on E. Orthodoxy”, in alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox (Usenet):
- Paul never met Jesus -- except for the magical Jesus in his head. Magical Jesii in peoples' heads are never historical.
- 2006 December 22, occupant, “Slack is...”, in alt.slack (Usenet):
- […] clone another Jesus, make him grant me one of my 3 wishes, one of which would be a spaceship with a tractor beam and cloaking capability, travel back in time with the 2nd clone and spaceship to the moment when those bumpkins roll away the stone, tractor beam the 1st clone of Jesus to the cloaked spaceship, travel forward in time to the former former present with both cloned Jesii in tow, continue my cloning and enslaving of the Jesii resulting in perpetual wishes and immortality.
- 2007 March 7, Lord Cyclohexane, “Puerto Rican Jesii and Other Variants Thereof”, in alt.slack (Usenet):
- So it looks like there's a new Jesus in town... And getting Primetime coverage, too. ABC's Primetime, that is. / Jose de Jesus, a 60 year old Puerto Rican man, is the newest of the false Jesii that I've run across. Thing is, though, I've never seen one get TV air time before. Is this some new thing, or am I just too young to know about some of the earlier ones? And yeah, I know about Jim Jones, David Koresh, the Rev Sun Myung Moon, but I've never heard of any of them getting interviewed on prime time TV.
Usage notes
[edit]See the usage notes at Jesuses.