xertz: Xertz means to swallow quickly, as in what you do to liver so your tongue doesn't have time to figure out what it is. […] yill-caup: A beermug. The quality of a beer drinker can be seen in his ability to xertz a yepsen, yill-caup or yaffle in under eight seconds.
1999 March 20, ChaiTheDog, “[FANSCRIPT]: "Marge the Missionary" Act II”, in alt.tv.simpsons[1] (Usenet):
Mr. Burns: Quit stammering, Mr. Limbaugh! I know why you want a job. You suffer from a humongous impetus to xertz your liquor, you drunkulous monolith! Now get out of my office! You're fired!
2012 November 27, Paige Strahan (@PrincessPaige24), Twitter[2]:
In preparation for the all nighter I am about to pull I xertzed two full cups of coffee☕
2014, Jessica Dotta, “Acknowledgments”, in Mark of Distinction (Price of Privilege Trilogy; 2), Carol Stream, IL: Tyndale House Publishers, →ISBN, page 434:
Thank you especially, Anna and Howard Vosburgh. Your help and friendship are invaluable, especially the way you helped me avoid slang in the editing process as we bibbled and xertzed coffee.
I was grossed out when the man in line ahead of me at the drinking fountain xertzed the water as if he had found an oasis, his Adam’s apple bobbing up and down with each noisy gulp, and his chin glistening with the run-off.
2019 February 20, Max (@Cheesebun19), Twitter[3]:
I xertzed 6 mini croissants just now. Don't worry they were the extra fat version.
2022 May 25, Emmanuel Ozoadibe (@Generalozy), Twitter[4]:
Lol the way i just xertzed my water 🤧
2023 January 5, Director of Beach Chairs (@sjcalgary), Twitter[5]:
Oh God. So thirsty. I just xertzed an entire bottle of water.
