Citations:wife's best friend

English citations of wife's best friend

Noun: "(slang) the penis"

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• 1983, Graham Chapman, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, et al., Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, 01:01:39-01:01:43:

  Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy, or your cock.

• 1999 May 4, CarnyDC, “Re: Exuse Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, in rec.music.beatles‎^[1] (Usenet):

  Now we can sit here just taming the beef weasel, shaking hand^[sic] with the wifes^[sic] best friend and jerkin the gherkin hoping some cum dodger will fix this problem for us, but bottom line is we're royally fucked up the butt reverse-anal-cowgirl-style if we can't shine a poon light on this cursing problem.

• 2000 December 14, Jim Mowreader, “Re: fun with the penis”, in rec.arts.bodyart‎^[2] (Usenet):

  Get an Adam and Eve catalog. They sell a penis casting kit. Contains everything you need to immortalize your pecker in rubber, without damaging your Wife's Best Friend.