1989 August 25, Robert J. Kudla, “Re: Ethical Dillemas”, in soc.singles[1] (Usenet):
a,d,c,b. A is first, because s/he would do anything to get to see shis love. D is second, because of shis loyalty to shis friend. C is third, because though sex as currency in lieu of anything else is amoral, coercing someone to do something against shis will is kinda icky. B, of course, is last, because s/he is a total ingrate for shis love making such a sacrifice just to see herm. S/he deserved much more than to be beat up.
1993 July 9, Glenda Stocks, “Cetaceans Part [D]”, in talk.religion.newage[2] (Usenet):
Say that Cetaceans are ocean "people." When one is killed, it is MURDER. Imagine carving up your next door neighbor in order to use part of shis body to make perfume last longer. Many whale products are used as scent extenders.
2005 November 21, Maak, “Tomorrow is their anniversary”, in alt.bitch.pork[3] (Usenet):
Not so long ago, far far out on the prairie, a keen ear could hear the baying at the moon of the Coylote. If you listen well you can hear the cry....."Ccccccchhhhhhhuuuuuuckie" as shim searches out shis lover. Off in the distance, the corn farmer Chuck is overjoyed to hear shis call for shim. They are happy.
2005 December 29, Maak, “A Tail of Two Shims...A Factual story...”, in alt.bitch.pork[4] (Usenet):
Astounded the judge asked how was this possible, and without batting one of shis cute eyes calmly stated.."First I cut the offending dangler off, and my partner here quickly brought it to his doctor where they attached the thing to what little shim had, and they fashioned exactly what I need to be able to have this beautiful hermophritic child I am expecting."
2006 September 6, America the Beautiful, “Re: This is your mother Ricky”, in alt.nuke.the.usa[5] (Usenet):
Please forgive shim, Mrs Creepy, Poo Pooh has been at the autobody repair shop trying to get that odd dent pulled. You know, the one you gave him on the side of shis head with the cast iron skillet when you caught shim giving daddy a handjob.
