"They think no one's good enough for their precious little Larry, that's what they think. Especially girls dumb enough to go and get themselves preggo."
The fact that more woman are admitting to actually being afraid of vaginal birth means that the rising rates of elective caesareans are not necessarily only a result of celebrity preggos who are beyond the whole birth thing.
2009 — Eve Brown-Waite, First Comes Love, Then Comes Malaria: How a Peace Corps Poster Boy Won My Heart…and a Third-World Adventure Changed My Life, Broadway Books (2009), →ISBN, page 230:
"That's my daughter. The preggo from Africa!" My mother announced this to everyone, as if I, not the bride, were the star of the show.
OK, Craigslist, I have a crib to post. What to say to the hundreds of bloated and moaning preggos out there waddling through Babies R Us wondering why the current state of the economy hasn't depreciated the price of nursery furniture?