2016, "Scottish tweeters", The Music (Sydney, Australia), 29 June 2016, page 9:
The manner of insults afforded to Donald Trump when he tweeted about Scotland and Brexit were gold. We're planning to use "cockwomble", "incompressible jizztrumpet" and more when we're next working blue.
2017, Denis Leary, Why We Don't Suck: And How All of Us Need to Stop Being Such Partisan Little Bitches, unnumbered page:
After years of running nightclubs and concert venues from which he robbed bands, comedians, waitstaff, and bouncers blind—after not paying taxes on barrels full of other people's cash—this jizztrumpet was living the life in a nice beach house full of bad vibes and high-end escort chicks.
2018, Vanessa Stefaniuk, Radio Silence: Volume 1, unnumbered page:
Tell her how much of a twatfaced jizztrumpet she is.
2019, Colin Price, Red Light: And Other Tales, unnumbered page:
I would be lying if I said watching this man take down that jizztrumpet with such speed and style didn't turn me on a little.
2021, Samuel Martin, When the Dead Are Razed, unnumbered page:
“What if Markus O'Shea turns out to be none better than that orange jizztrumpet south of the border?”
2022, John Birmingham, The Shattered Skies, unnumbered page:
“And you, you deputy executive jizztrumpet,” McLennan growled at Pac Yulin, “you are relieved of your command and...”
