2003 May 5, Shashay Doofray, “Re: More kids or more money?”, in alt.support.marriage[1] (Usenet):
In other words, if you aren't crazy about the idea of popping out another hump dumpling, why bother with the expense and headaches of doing so?
2003 October 5, Kari Levstik, “Speaking of CF Hotels and B & B's”, in alt.support.childfree[2] (Usenet):
You do NOT have the right to allow your hump dumplings to roam unattended in any public place.
2004 August 12, Gallilea [username], “Re: I waive my right to materntity benefit (Was: News: Moo Weeps When Told To Delete Sprog)”, in alt.support.childfree[3] (Usenet):
Those of us who will never leave an employer high and dry because we went off to squeeze out a hump dumpling should be protected from that bias.
2005 August 6, Robert Fernandez, “Poor breeders can't afford a house”, in talk.politics.guns et al.[4] (Usenet):
Why they didn't think about this a year ago before they created hump dumpling number 3 wasn't discussed.