Gotta give it to him, he's got balls. Fart squirrels scare the poop out of me.
2019 February 28, Ed Boyle (@edthecatalyst), Twitter[4]:
Walter will be discussing the need for a border wall to keep the fart squirrels (skunks) out of his yard.
2019 March 18, Elissa Dowling (@Elissadowling), Twitter[5]:
Haven’t told my husband yet that I offered to wean/release 6 orphaned fart squirrels. Is this grounds for a divorce?
2019 August 30, Katelyn Pereira (@Kaatelyn_), Twitter[6]:
It's like the skunks took rexdale over from the raccoons. I remember when these trash pandas were everywhere and now I cant walk outside my house without seeing atleast 2 fart squirrels a day.
"You can shower at my place," he called over the rushing air. "I think I have tomato sauce or beer or whatever you'r'e supposed to use for skunk spray—"
"Fart squirrel spray."
2022 July 23, Ms. Lacey (@nonniebluvs), Twitter[8]:
My dog got shot in the chest by one of these "fart squirrels" last week. Finally getting some relief from the smell after a week. 🐕🦨