Chet Donnelly: You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.
2003 — Donald Mosher, The Muffin Mountain Motel Man, iUniverse (2003), →ISBN, page 91:
[…] 'Stead a pissin' everyone off writing tickets all day, they could make themselves usefully and thin out the donkey dicks that never have, and never will learn how to be responsible drivers."
2007 — Josh P. McClary, Chance Murphy and the Battle of Morganville, Kedzie Press (2007), →ISBN, page 287:
"I don't ever want to catch you two donkey dicks listenin' to us again or I'll pull your underwear up over your heads," Dan said, […]
2010 — Scott R. Riley, A Lost Hero Found, Dog Ear Publishing (2010), →ISBN, page 33:
"You donkey dicks are both going to die today. My question is who goes first?"