1999 March 22, Jas, “RANT!! (Was: And even MORE weirdness...)”, in alt.support.childfree[1] (Usenet):
Bad enough that the model for every dumb-blond joke you've ever heard, her dumb-as-mud husband and her three spoiled whiney crotchlings moved in right behind us.
1999 August 22, Rat & Swan [username], “Re: XP: My dinner with Madeline (LONG)”, in alt.support.childfree.moderated[2] (Usenet):
There are times when it behooves such idiots to *listen* to the crotchling.
2000 October 15, Gene Buckle, “Re: req x-plane no cd crack ??”, in rec.aviation.simulators[3] (Usenet):
I'm sure your darling little crotchlings have heard far worse in their daily lives than they'll ever read here.
2000 October 28, John & Mari Morgan, “Re: Baybee shower RANT - longish”, in alt.support.childfree[4] (Usenet):
I had a small gift assembled (which did include earplugs, and some herbal goodies I made, and a few small items like outlet covers, total expenditure maybe $10) anyway, which I will mail to her after she squeezes out the crotchling, but I refuse to validate such an egregious demonstration of tackiness.
2003 October 20, Cori, “Do you get dinner with the show?”, in alt.support.childfree[5] (Usenet):
DH and I were contemplating hand held vacs at Tarjay last weekend. Woman with small crotchling in arms comes over. She jiggles the thing, and every time it makes its whimpering noise, she goo goo talks the thing.
