Citations:calm your tits

English citations of calm your tits

Phrase: "(idiomatic, slang, vulgar) used to tell someone to relax when they are agitated, angry, overexcited, etc."

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• 2011, Lizzie Widdicombe, "Expert Witnesses", The New Yorker, 10 January 2011:

  “ ‘Calm your tits,’ ” Yasha, an eighteen-year-old from Crown Heights, said, citing an expression that means “Calm down.”

• 2011, Doc Watson, "Game Over, Man!: Has Doom & Gloom Come All Too Soon?", Salient (Victoria University of Wellington), Volume 74, Issue 7, 11 April 2011, page 31:

  The act of pareidolia is such that the culmination of completely arbitrary events leads to the jackrabbit assumption that we might as well call it a day and close shop. Without any hard evidence, we wave the white flag. And yes, an earthquake counts as an arbitrary event. Calm your tits.

• 2011, Victoria Smith, "From Sidelines to Varsity", The Union Weekly (California State University, Long Beach), Volume 69, Issue 7,10 October 2011, page 11:

  Unfortunately, I had only heard of J. Cole on R&B singer Miguel's single "All I Want is You" (calm your tits, hip-hop junkies); however, I can say that I am more than pleased this season (considering the NBA lockout disappointment).

• 2013, Julie Kosin, "An Eye For An Icon", The Miscreant, Issue 35, page 15:

  I can hear you cringing at this choice, but calm your tits and watch the music video.

• 2013, "The Girl, The Gay and the Cynic", The Oklahoma Daily (University of Oklahoma), 4 March 2013, page 6:

  If the answer is you, then calm your tits and take a step back; because the feeling is not as strong on the other side.

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• 2012, "Rants and Raves", Ke Kalahea (University of Hawai'l, Hilo/Hawai'i Community College), Issue 7, 3 December 2012, page 2:

  Calm yo tits, lady, you're a student worker at a university, not the queen of England.

• 2013, Taylor Likens, "North Korean nuclear tests are nothing but bark", The Houstonian (Sam Houston State University), Volume 123, Issue 6, 7 February 2013, page 3:

  Calm yo tits, ladies and gentlemen. Calm yo tits.