1997 August 4, Joe S, “Humbug - Hilarious/Uncomfortable moment”, in alt.tv.x-files[1] (Usenet):
5 uncomfortable seconds pass as she openly, unavoidably scopes out his exposed brother/growth underneath his half-open bathrobe, then she realizes that he has been scoping out her boobers rising above the V in her bathrobe.
1999 July 6, Marie (quoting my girls mom), “Re: Saggy old bag I am”, in alt.parenting.solutions[2] (Usenet):
My daughter walked in on my mom getting dressed a while back and asked what her bra is for. Before Mom could answer my daughter added, "Oh, it's to hold up your boobers. Why do they hang down?" My mom is now seriously thinking of plastic "reconstructive surgery" and my father is having fits!
1999 October 25, ASingleMnM [username], “Re:Nursing In Public-Top 10”, in misc.kids.breastfeeding[3] (Usenet):
the very last time my baby nursed :-( he was cutting down on nursing, and suddenly I realized my two year old had gone 4 days without nursing....when he came to me to nurse, I told him, honey, boobers have gone night night.... he looked at my chest, said night night, and walked away......... and thats when I knew, my baby was growing up.
2000 December 6, Zeus [username], “Re: Yes! Another poll to lie on!!!”, in bigweek.general[4] (Usenet):
Eewwwwwwwwww! Ick! Saggy 50-year-old boobers!
2001 October 19, Invader Zim [username], “Re: PS:T sales”, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg[5] (Usenet):
yeah, damn the women in that game had big boobers
2001 December 21, No Name [username], “Re: Model of the Andromeda”, in alt.tv.andromeda[6] (Usenet):
It's not the hottest softcore porn I've ever seen, but at least you get to scope her amazing android boobers.
2002 June 9, \"The\" Moze Howard [username], “Re: E-w Legends”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling.fantasy[7] (Usenet):
She couldn't move too well without them knocking her relatively small body off balance, but dammit, those were some nice boobers!
2002 June 16, GENERAL CALZONE [username], “Re: ECWJon's Top 13 favorite posters....”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling[8] (Usenet):
Katie has done a great job booking RSPW in the last year, and her boobers have nothing to do with that.
2004 May 12, Lots42 The Library Avenger [username], “Re: Ugliest Hollywood star?”, in alt.fan.tom-servo[9] (Usenet):
Steve Buscemi and Liv Tyler's bra-clad boobers are the only reason to watch Armageddon.
2005 February 4, Lots42 [username], “Re: They didn't want to watch the whole thing, they had to”, in alt.religion.kibology[10] (Usenet):
She has a boyfriend means she wants to go out with a guy friend who won't try and feel her BOOBERS
