The Trumpster has a very commanding percentage of the votes. He can wear anything he pleases.
2016 October 5, Ingrid Andersson, “How can Trump supporters pretend the trumperor isn’t naked?”, in The Cap Times, page 42:
As I listened to their serious voices following the debate and watched their serious faces, I marveled at how they keep pretending the trumperor isn’t naked.
As this became a daily occurrence, the Trumperor shrugged and said that this was the way things were and it was saddish ('Saddish!'), but suggested that the least painful bullets were Trump-brand ones when teamed with an automatic rifle also called the TrumpPump.
