2018 July 5, Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief), Twitter[1]:
"It's all been ruined by the moaners who didn't want their faces to be eaten by leopards," sob ex-leaders of Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
2018 November 20, James Chalmers (@ProfChalmers), Twitter[2]:
'I didn't want leopards to eat ANYONE'S face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
2020 January 4, Dana Stevens (@thehighsign), Twitter[3]:
Top officials of Leopards Eating People's Faces party, having presented leopard w/ options including face-eating, are flabbergasted that the leopard would eat their face
2020 February 12, James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer), Twitter[4]:
As a former member of the Leopards Eating People's Faces party until it became extremist, I can tell you that the Let's Not Eat Anyone's Face party will get nowhere unless it elects a candidate who wants leopards to eat *some* people's faces.
2020 December 4, Michelle Goldberg, “The MAGA Revolution Devours Its Own”, in The New York Times[5]:
As the internet meme goes, people voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party, and now the leopards are turning on them.
2021 January 1, ImpressionableChildHat (@Popehat), Twitter[6]:
Although I support the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party I do not support this particular leopard eating this particular face
2021 January 8, Paul Krugman (@paulkrugman), Twitter[7]:
"We never expected to face criminal charges over eaten faces," sobbed members of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.
2021 April 21, Jame Oh Brien (@mrjamesob), Twitter[8]:
“When I accepted a senior position in the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party, I never thought leopards would eat *my* face!”
I have no idea why the leader of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party doesn't want to investigate leopards eating people's faces. Total mystery.
2022 January 6, Salome Strangelove (@salstrange), Twitter[10]:
“When I founded the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party I didn’t anticipate how many of the leopards that signed up to eat people’s faces would be so bad at pretending not to eat people’s faces on live television…”
2022 July 6, THE...Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (@Hal_Duncan), Twitter[11]:
entire front bench of the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party tendering their solemn and sincere resignations because they can no longer support a PM so shockingly in favour, as it turns out, of leopards eating people's faces
