2019 August 19, Ally Fogg (@AllyFogg), Twitter[1]:
Always a rush when Members of Parliament for the Leopards Eating Faces Party suddenly discover the horror of faces eaten by leopards.
2019 December 15, Andrew James Carter (@Carter_AndrewJ), Twitter[2]:
“I never thought Leopards would eat *my* face, sobs broadcaster who mortgaged its integrity for the Leopards Eating Faces Party.”
2020 June 15, Katelyn Burns (@transscribe), Twitter[3]:
Never have I ever seen a more perfect leopards eating faces party tweet.
2020 October 15, Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom), Twitter[4]:
Leopards Eating Faces party official now suggests being maybe being just a smidge more careful around leopards
2020 November 7, Cassandra (@ChrisWarcraft), Twitter[5]:
“Don’t blame OUR leopards for eating your face!” cries Leopards Eating Faces party members. “Now is the time for reconciliation!”
2021 January 7, That Tom Tomorrow guy (@tomtomorrow), Twitter[6]:
"I never thought leopards would eat my face," say top leaders of leopards eating faces party
2021 January 8, Blue Heron Farm (@BlueHeronFarmTX), Twitter[7]:
So now the Leopards Eating Faces party are trying to claim they never stood for leopards eating anyone's face.
2021 March 15, RS Archer (@archer_rs), Twitter[8]:
It's clear that across the UK and US without doubt the most successful political party has been the Leopards Eating Faces Party.
2022 January 12, Gary Brannan (@garybrannan), Twitter[9]:
Lots of people who voted for the Leopards Eating Faces Party suddenly finding out that leopards actually DO eat faces.
2022 June 24, Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous), Twitter[10]:
"I never thought the leopards would *actually* eat people's faces," sobs centrist politician who didn't really become concerned when the Leopards Eating Faces Party started gaining power.
2022 June 17, Alejandra Caraballo (@Esqueer_), Twitter[11]:
Man who supported the Leopards Eating Faces Party surprised to have his face eaten by a leopard.
