My mother wanted the skinny on elongated muskrat today and put upon the spot I described him as “a turd in a sandwich”
2018 August 18, The Randalorian (@RaaaaaaaandyB), Twitter[8]:
Oh nbd just gonna play Atari games in my fucking car. Elongated Muskrat is wild
2018 August 18, they got hows in yharnam? (@yimmygee), Twitter[9]:
so youre telling me that on top of being a capitalist pig who inherited a legacy of profit based in south african apartheid. elongated muskrat is also a weeb
2018 November 29, minx (@minxiepop), Twitter[10]:
Her [Grimes] POC (person of Canada) glow and beauty.... yet she’s dating Elongated Muskrat yeah somethings not adding up
2019, Jasmine Ng, "These crazy things happened in 2018???", The Strand (Victoria University, Toronto, ON), 15 January 2019, page 16:
JULY: A Thai boys' soccer team was trapped in a cave, and Elon Musk (better known as Elongated Muskrat) threw public tantrums about being excluded from the rescue mission.
I went and looked this up and it takes *checks date* exactly 1 year for Elongated Muskrat to forget he got his ass handed to him for copyright infringement
2019 June 24, The Obscure Show (@TheeObscure), Twitter[13]:
Send Elongated Muskrat to Mars so he can watch anime and leave us alone...
2020 July 25, Mak Shephard (@makiiat0), Twitter[14]:
if i wrote Elongated Muskrat as a villain in a cyberpunk story, my editor would ask me to tone it down and say that he was too cartoonishly evil.
2020 August 25, Fortune801 (@DocLefty2), Twitter[15]:
I’m pretty sure Elongated Muskrat said that any mars missions in the foreseeable future will be one way trips and that any and all astronauts who go will be colonizing it
2022 April 15, Mother Bones, Inbox 36K (@_L1vY_), Twitter[16]:
I wish people would remember that Elongated Muskrat is not some kind of genius inventor or whatever, he was born one inch from home base and he's bought other people's ideas from day one.
2022 June 21, Lux Winter (@LuxWinter_), Twitter[17]:
The fact that Elongated Muskrat’s daughter came out as transgender and filed for a name change recently explains so much about his recent anti-trans posting.