Citations:Ejaculation Proclamation

English citations of Ejaculation Proclamation

statement by a male engaged in intercourse, regarding imminence of ejaculation

• 2008 September 15, phoqueyeah, “Ejaculation Proclamation...”, in AskMen.com‎^[1]:

  Ejaculation Proclamation... Guys, Is is common practice for men, who do not have intimate feelings for a woman, to (without warning) ejaculate inside of her? This is prior to any BCP or STD talk by the way...

assertion by men that it is appropriate to masturbate and ejaculate

• 1967, Willard Owen Thompson, The Year Book of Endocrinology, Year Book Medical Publishers, page 310:

  And, irate husbands band together to issue an Ejaculation Proclamation.

• 2005 February 9, Donald Shepherd, “Hey I got it made!”, in alt.buddha.short.fat.guy (Usenet):

  So Lincoln probably also delivered the Ejaculation Proclamation from a Gettyburg address of a tart wandering the battlefield

• 2006 November 22, Aviatrix, “Orgasm for Peace Thread?”, in successvibe.com‎^[2]:

  If Abe Lincoln didn't believe in the power of the orgasm he never would have issued the Ejaculation Proclamation.

• 2009 December 3, BoxingFanatic, “The new constitution of the fleshlight nation.”, in fleshlight.com‎^[3]:

  I'm just here for the "Ejaculation Proclamation" granting all people the right to ejaculate!!!

male masturbation

• 2008 February 5, Lola McGinnis, “Re: Plotlines and Permissions”, in theroadtodeadwood.com‎^[4]:

  And to keep it in the 19th century, I did find these further euphemisms for the thing what will make you go blind: ... 4> Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation

• 2008 June 21, Liberty NymShifter, “Ping MVM”, in alt.guitar‎^[5] (Usenet):

  Begrinner, why, you're a one whack mind..."tosser"? Have you now the temerity to insinuate that I'm ABusenetting to Address Lord Palmer? Square Dancing with Satan? Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation?

• 2008 November 23, Stephen Fawcus, “Nineteenth-Century Euphemisms”, in groups.yahoo.com/Literature‎^[6]:

  Nineteenth-Century Euphemisms . . . . . . intended only to bring a smile your way :): Emptying the Saloon ... Delivering the Ejaculation Proclamation

confession by U.S. President Bill Clinton admitting he had had an "improper physical relationship" with Monica Lewinsky

• 1998 August 19, basch, “AN LOOK AT THE SPEECH”, in alt.rush-limbaugh‎^[7] (Usenet):

  And we now have a title to Clinton's speech to the nation last Monday night: The "Ejaculation Proclamation."

• 1998 August 19, Colin M. Alberts, “Hitler 1933”, in soc.history.what-if‎^[8] (Usenet):

  I accepted it as the 'momentary lapse of judgment' before posting a 'not appropriate' message to the newsgroup of a person who merely 'volunteered' to articulate a scenario that may have been on some Americans' minds in the hours following their watching of the Ejaculation Proclamation.

• 1998 August 19, endPC, “My Fellow Americans”, in alt.fan.regular-guys‎^[9] (Usenet):

  This would be the Ejaculation Proclamation, eh?

• 1998 August 20, Bob Kemp, “Theatre Of The Absurd”, in alt.personals.intercultural‎^[10] (Usenet):

  the curtain jet up later rather than sooner Monday fo' Slick's Ejaculation Proclamation.

• 1998 August 20, Scott Sprintz, “Embassy bombs retaliated”, in comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.flight-sim‎^[11] (Usenet):

  Not sure what nation you're from or the nature of its legal system, but would you and your countrymen be concerned if serious allegations arose causing your leader of perjury, subornation of perjury and obstruction of justice? The great misperception is that it's about sex. Anyone who saw the "Ejaculation Proclamation" speech Monday night should know that's exactly what the Prez wants us to think -- it's between him, Hillary and his God. It's not.