1995 August 8, Zoogz Rift [username], “I'm not on this planet to serve YOU, ASSHOLES”, in rec.sport.pro-wrestling[1] (Usenet):
Let's get one thing straight, donkey kongs--I SERVE *NO ONE* BUT MYSELF, AT *ALL* TIMES, […]
1996 January 26, P. DE SILVA, “Re: IS TAMILS CURSE HAUNTING SL CRICKET TEAM?!”, in soc.culture.sri-lanka[2] (Usenet):
HEY DONKEY KONGS!
IF YOU RACIST SAY THAT THE "TAMILS CURSE IS HAUNTING SL CRICKET" […]
1998 November 3, PAKI BASH [username], “Re: Too hot for Hindu Hoodlums?”, in soc.culture.indian[3] (Usenet):
Well , if the retarded islamic DONKEY KONGS without any question , believe that HEAVEN awaits these dog shit heads after committing atrocity against humanity - both islamic and non-islamic , karmic reality is a better alternative.
2000 April 29, Sid Harth, “Of Denial Ding Bats and Demonic Combats”, in soc.culture.indian[4] (Usenet):
Whereas the constitution of India proclaims the death of cancerous caste system, whereas, hundreds of thousands of good people swear by the constitutional protections granted to the weaker sections of the society, Dobermans and donkey Kongs like deluded dunce of a 'dog-tor' go hunting for those who like the truth better than falsehoods propagated at the risk of being hounded and herded around.
1994, Bruce Palmer, The Karma Charmer, Harmony Books (1994), →ISBN, page 96:
God knows what will happen if she barges in unannounced and finds Howard playing with his Donkey Kong.
1998 June 25, COROMANDEL [username], “Re: Jiang sez...."Ree got ur Prezident by da BRALLS!"”, in alt.politics.usa.misc[5] (Usenet):
Slick is definitely looking forward to meeting his yellow comrades. They roll out the yellow carpet and look with pride at the Yellow Dog Donkey who they have got by his donkey kong which is as small as theirs, a brother!.
1999 January 5, TookyCat [username], “Re: Cd stuttering problem....”, in 3dfx.products.voodoo2[6] (Usenet):
But all in all IDE CDROM drives suck the big donkey Kong, no doubt about it.
2001 December 24, help others [username], “Re: A few postgame thoughts...”, in alt.sports.football.mn-vikings[7] (Usenet):
IT IS MOSS WHO MAKES THIS TEAM GOOD. WITHOUT MOSS WE SUCK THE BIG DONKEY KONG.
2004 September 6, Yorkie Dog [username], “Re: Opinion Poll: Has Smallville jumped the shark?”, in alt.tv.smallville[8] (Usenet):
The show sucks the big donkey kong.
2006 October 16, AEF [username], “Re: Heads up: La Fiorina's book coming out next week”, in comp.os.vms[9] (Usenet):
Even people who LIKE Star Wars admit episode one sucked donkey kong.
2006 December 20, Rev. 11D Meow! [username], “Re: Fuck It”, in alt.support.depression.manic[10] (Usenet):
Attacking Zman for being here means you suck big black Donkey Kongs!
2009, Lawrence Martin La Fountain-Stokes, Blue Fingernails, Bilingual Press (2009), →ISBN, page 111:
The geezer kept trying to stick poppers up your nose and threatens to stick his donkey kong in your ass, ORCHESTRA OR SONORA MATANCERA?
2011, Chris Illuminati, A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet, F+W Media (2011), →ISBN, page 109:
It's kind of disturbing the number of ugly people having sex on cam and slapping it on the internet. If they can show off their flab and small donkey kongs to millions of strangers she can at least get naked for a video to be enjoyed as a couple.
