1998 September 30, robfarm1, “Re: Water-Sprogged (News)”, in alt.tasteless[1] (Usenet):
The rest, who no doubt are simply pederasts who haven't admitted it yet, will hide behind the Christard facade, bleating "A life is a li-i-i-i-i-ife", and take Sunday afternoon trips to the local park, where they can squat obesely on the grass, watching their own greasy faced failed abortions waddle about enjoying the sunshine.
1998 October 28, OverMuch, “Re: First Page Of The Bible”, in alt.tasteless.jokes[2] (Usenet):
Ah, yes....thank you. Another Christard shows sympathy for my lost soul.
2001 March 18, The Owen, “Re: Kieran and Andy Kaufman”, in alt.atheism[3] (Usenet):
Kieran didn't go "push the envelope". He made light of the horrific (Personally, I don't even want to know what order it happened in) death of a not particularly well liked human being at a time when we already had more than enough genuine crowing from the Christards.
2005 April 8, Rightard Whitey, “Re: U.S. was not founded on Christian principles”, in alt.impeach.bush[4] (Usenet):
Christards like to bring up the Declaration of Independence which is a historical document or some quotes from some of the Founding Fathers on religion.
2005 December 21, President, GOP Liars Club, “Intelligent Design exposed as a Christian Fraud”, in alt.politics.bush[5] (Usenet):
Give it up, Christards. Build your parochial schools and brainwash your kids, but stay out of the public schools.
2007 May 13, Tiktaalik, “Re: The evil evolutionismist conspiricy cannot succeed!”, in talk.origins[6] (Usenet):
It is tremendously depressing to be unable to see something beautiful such as a sunset because of a haze of pollution caused by Christards exercising their self-bestowed dominion over all of nature and ask "where are you God?".
2007 December 28, Scott Richter, “Re: Why There's No Soul”, in alt.atheism[7] (Usenet):
So, you agree that you can't ask Jesus anything? Thanks for clearing that up, because you Christards are always blathering on about how you can...
We don't have any friends who are Christards or into any kind of faith-based hooey, so our children will just think that “damn it” naturally follows “god” like “fucker” naturally follows “mother.”
