2006 April 26, the scarey internet, “Chimpy McFlightsuit selects Max Headroom as his spokesperson”, in alt.politics.bush[1] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
2006 May 11, LyingCheatingIncompetantFakeReligiousRepugliCons, “CHIMPY MCFLIGHTSUIT SPYS ON U.S. CITIZENS, IMPEACHMENT SHOULD COMMENCE FORTHWITH”, in alt.politics.bush[2] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
Time for bush to step down before he is embarrassed like Nixon.
2006 May 26, maxi...@netzoola.com, “Chimpy Mcflightsuit Not sorry for the dead Soldiers he created”, in alt.politics.bush[3] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
On memorial day he tells soldiers mothers like cindy sheehan, GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
2007 February 5, anonymous author, “Chimpy McFlightsuit wants $ for Iran War”, in alt.military.retired[4] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
2007 October 4, BizarroBush, “Audience Endures 76 Mins Of Chimpy McFlightSuit”, in alt.politics.usa.republican[5] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
LANCASTER, Pa. - Give the man a microphone and he'll talk about anything. For 76 minutes, President Chimpy McFlightSuit prowled the stage Wednesday in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, giving a speech and answering questions about everything from his opposition to tax increases to his veto of a bill to expand children's health insurance.
2009 September 23, ChasNemo, “Chimpy Mcflightsuit supposedly is "writing" his memoirs. They gave him the biggest box of Crayolas, and he's well underway with tongue clenched firmly between teeth and Crayolas clenched tightly in little fist. Should run about 10 pages...”, in alt.politics.republicans[6] (Usenet), retrieved 2023-07-31:
Heehee. Chimpy Mcflightsuit supposedly is "writing" his memoirs. They gave him the biggest box of Crayolas, and he's well underway with tongue clenched firmly between his teeth and Crayolas clenched tightly in his little fist. Should run about 10 pages after editing.
