ни в пизду, ни в Красную Армию

Russian

Etymology

Literally, “neither (suited) for the cunt, nor the Red Army”. Derived from the Russian riddle: “What is it - neither in the cunt, nor in the Red Army?”, the answer to which is “impotent with flat feet”, that is, a man who is not fit for either sex or service in the army.

Pronunciation

IPA^(key): [nʲɪ‿f‿pʲɪzˈdu | nʲɪ‿f‿ˈkrasnʊjʊ ˈarmʲɪjʊ]
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Phrase

ни в пизду́, ни в Кра́сную А́рмию • (ni v pizdú, ni v Krásnuju Ármiju)

(vulgar, diminutive, colloquial) (of someone or something) not good for anything